I am no longer working here. I am currently working at the
Laboratory of Acoustics and Audio Signal Processing. My web-page there is at
and my personal page is at
Some stuff that is still here:
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Some assembly required.
Batteries not included.
Use only as directed.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
May be too intense for some viewers.
For recreational use only.
All models over 18 years of age.
Parental guidance suggested.
As seen on TV.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
Avoid contact with skin.
Last modified: Thu Aug 19 16:45:39 1999